U​.​S​.​A. Boy

by Jerk Unicorn

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released July 4, 2017

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Blunicorn and the Sideshow Shitshows Hattiesburg, Mississippi

blunicorn is when i play by myself and jerk unicorn is the cover band i'm in that covers blunicorn.

the sideshow shitshows are you. you're in the band.

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Track Name: Uncouth, Nasty Redux
Your father heard you say to me,
"I can't wait to get you home, and jump in the shower with you."
He just mumbled something about the good old days
and dropped another bay leaf in his pot of steaming stew.
We were smoking on the front porch,
by the big kitchen window-
we both thought that it was closed;
you thought you voice would be drowned out by the blaring sound of the local public broadcast fishing show he was watching while he cooked.

We were uncouth, we were talking rude.

I still have the naked pictures you sent me,
that's the only reason I still hang on to that old cell phone.
I pull 'em out, I pull myself out-- sometimes--
when I hear a certain song:
"It's your wedding day, your wedding day, say "yes,"
It's your wedding day, your wedding day , say "yes--"
Even if it's just to cap off the novelty- I mean, I swear to God it's the first time I've ever seen you in a dress.

In the back of a truck, on the side of a road, named after a gravel pit,
named after someone's dead racist granddad,
Bill Monroe for the seven-millionth goddamn time-
....
While I gave you everything that I had.

We were uncouth, we were talking rude.
It was only a few nights ago, but it feels like such a defining moment of my youth.